CRATER SNAKES: Paddy Wagon 7″ EP

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CRATER SNAKES: Paddy Wagon 7″ EP

Raised on a daily dose of fuzzed-out, reverb-soaked garage rock, outlaw country, and a punk ethos, the Crater Snakes (ex-Mants) are a two-headed singer/songwriter serpent straight out of the beautiful gutters of Victoria, British Columbia, Canada.  

As for our debut Chaputa Records platter, what can we say?  

Ever throw a frat rock rager in a real animal house and have the pigs bust up the party and haul you and your drunken pals away to jail? Well, that’s exactly what the A-side “Paddy Wagon” is all about, and it’s based on a true Crater Snakes story. Then it’s followed up by a real kick in the nuts and a rush to the litter box, as a feline “Tornado” comes rippin’ on through the house to void itself.  

Flip it to the B-side, and opening track “Zombie Potion” is a reminder of the perils of self-love and self-destruction through substance use (and David came up with this l’il ditty while empowered and drunk in a Satanic temple). The record then ends with “Mother Trucker,” an ode to those small-dicked a-holes who drive monster trucks to overcompensate for everything else that they lack living as a sub-humanoid.  

 So turn it up, music junkie; the Crater Snakes are ready to ruin the speakers of your primitive analog sound system or hit the stage of any dive bar or hot dog cart in your neighborhood!

Tracking:
A-side
1 – Paddy Wagon
2 – Tornado
B-side
1 – Zombie Potion
2 – Mother Trucker